There are two kinds of people in this world

Ok, theres something with the recent Hindi movies I saw:

Bunti Aur Babli
"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who lead and those who follow. I am of the first kind."

Rang De Basanti
"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who die screaming, those who die calm. And theres the third kind."

My Story
"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who buy shirts that fit them, and those who buy shirts that they want to fit them. I am the second kind, so there is a shirt I bought, and to fit into it, I need to get fit. Fits my plans!"

The plan A is,
in 6 months I would get into the shirt more easily it without stretching the the hell out of the buttons

Oh theres always Plan B!!
in 6 months, at the least get into the shirt without breaking the buttons.

This is the latest resolution - to lose some pounds I could afford to lose without having to give self incriminating disclosures like these:

Ms. P: I weigh about 100 pounds. I've been like this for 10 years.
Me: (Damn it! Now stop making me feel bad and skip lunch. And overeat dinner)
Ms. P: Shri, whats your weight?
Me: (Ouch!!. How do I escape this conversation?? This has got to stop!)
"Somewhere between 100 and 200"

Girls, if age is just a number, so is weight!